You’d think that our airport security wouldn’t stink, considering that those TSA guys take away all of our mouthwash, toothpaste, and deodorant over three ounces!
AT&T has dumped Tiger Woods. He may not even realize it though, as they tried to notify him on the AT&T network.
The New York Jets didn’t serve alcohol this Sunday during the game. All drinking had to be done on the way to the stadium, on the team bus.
Ivana Trump was removed from a plane after she started to curse at children who were running and playing in the aisles. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ivana Tump flies commercial!
The Boston Bruins played the Philadelphia Flyers in Fenway Park on New Year’s Day, marking the first NHL game in history where the fans chanted “Yan-kees suck!”
Barack Obama said the recent plane terrorist incident was due to “a mix of human and systemic failures”. Sounds like Prez been watching Avatar in 3-D one too may times!
Neil Berliner is a comedy writer and practicing M.D. He has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
