NBA: “We have an agreement and will start the season. Hey, the first three months of the basketball season don’t matter anyway. Just like the first 46 minutes of all of our games.
Ginger White says she does not think Herman Cain is fit to be president. And she should know; he fit inside her oval office for 13 years.
Yeah, almost every day with ex-pizzaman Herman Cain, you hear about him grabbing another slice, eating another pie…
Study: “Soccer May Damage Brain” Yeah, if I had to watch an entire soccer game, I’d blow my brains out.
When John Fogerty wrote “Put Me in, Coach” he didn’t mean your ass, Jerry Sandusky.
American Airlines has declared bankruptcy. Spirit would too, if they had $300 to hire a lawyer.
Yeah, I know; you gained 45 pounds and never work out…and that’s how you roll.
The Fed says the Chevy Volt can go up in flames if it crashes, but that “Volt owners who have not been in a serious crash have no reason for concern.” In other words, if the hurricane hasn’t arrived, it won’t destroy your house yet.
Neil Berliner is a writer for the syndicated late-night comedy talk show, The John Kerwin Show. He is a practicing M.D. and comedy writer, and has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
