Mitt Romney is trying to lock up the Republican nomination for President. He may have to resort to locking up those other three wackos.
Researchers are developing an artificial testicle that produces human sperm. Most single guys would actually prefer that they develop something to make their real testicles produce no sperm!
Gasoline prices are on the rise again. This is of big concern to the eleven New Yorkers who own cars.
A $366 million Powerball winner wants to remain anonymous. One clue might be that the school janitor who quit last week now drives three different Lamborghinis and is dating a Kardashian.
I just got back from California, where they just call it “Pizza Kitchen.”
The math skills of foreigners are much better than of American workers. Wait, we still have workers?
Neil Berliner is a writer for the syndicated late-night comedy talk show, The John Kerwin Show. He is a practicing M.D. and comedy writer, and has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
