A shampoo commercial in Turkey uses images of Hitler to help sell the product. That’s it; I’m boycotting Turkey. I urge everyone to eat Cornish Hen next Thanksgiving.
Earl Scruggs has died, and music fans worldwide are in shock. In shock that he was still alive.
McCain lost to Obama but he won’t go away, like a zit on picture day.
I keep getting annoying e-mails from some guy named Plaxo.
JetBlue serves you more nuts than any other airline.
The U.S. soccer team has been eliminated from the London Olympics by El Salvador. Notes: Soccer is a sport played outside the United States, and El Salvador is some country.
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg. Based on joke quality, my name could be Footberg.
George Zimmerman: “It was self-defense when I shot and killed the Black kid. He was holding Skittles and I might have diabetes…”
Tim Tebow is extremely excited that he’s now on the New York Jets. So is the rest of the AFC East.
That Subway Italian hero must have lead in it ’cause those two idiots in the commercial believe it’s transporting them to Italy…
Neil Berliner is a writer for the syndicated late-night comedy talk show, The John Kerwin Show. He is a practicing M.D. and comedy writer, and has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
