I never forget Mother’s Day because “May” and “Mother” both begin with “M.” Oh shit, I just realized why I buy my father a Father’s Day card every February.
Too seaun to make jokes.
Ancestry.com now has a “premium membership.” For a $100, they’ll switch you into a much better family.
If you truly love doing comedy, you really do get just as much satisfaction playing to seven people in some crummy little club as when you play to eleven people in some crummy little club.
Governor Grease Greasy (R-NJ) continued his decades long streak today of consuming more calories than he expends.
I’d probably need one of those energy drinks just about now if I had a job or a boss.
This Just In: Ringo kicked out of “All-Starr” Band.
So, did anybody ever dredge up Billy Jo McCallister?
Munch’s The Scream sold at auction for a record $107 million. It includes a lovely frame from Michael’s.
Just went to a VFW comedy show to honor the vets. If our country depended on wimps like me to fight, our national foods would be kim chee, edamame and goat intestines.
Neil Berliner is a writer for the syndicated late-night comedy talk show, The John Kerwin Show. He is a practicing M.D. and comedy writer, and has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
