Yogi Berra was recently called, an “American icon” on his 87th birthday. Yogi: “I thought they only made those cameras in Japan.”
CNN: Dalai Lama has remained silent on self-immolations. Me, too. Which means just one thing: he doesn’t know what it means, either.
Major League Baseball returning to Flushing in 2013! CitiField to host next Year’s All Star Game…
A 90-year old woman was recently assaulted and robbed in Union Square. Really, how low have we sunken? Some things should be off limits, like Union Square.
Absolute #1 conversation among New Yorkers this Spring: “We had no winter – none! Yeah, just that one day…”
If I haven’t yet responded to your Facebook friend request, you are currently being put through a grueling vetting process.
Hey Romney: So who is this one man and this one woman you keep talking about?
I just heard that this is “Jewish Heritage Month.” Who knew? I feel guilty. There’s a draft in this room. Next year in Israel…
Neil Berliner is a writer for the syndicated late-night comedy talk show, The John Kerwin Show. He is a practicing M.D. and comedy writer, and has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
