As a fellow physician, it’s my moral obligation to warn Priscilla Chan Zuckerberg that pediatrics is the lowest paying specialty…
This Just In: The blind Chinese activist just ate his seeing-eye dog.
Eminem is working on a new album. Let me guess the topics: Kim, his mother, his daughter, Detroit. I know; I can’t wait, either.
I slept like a baby last night. Meaning I shit my pants twice and ruined a night of sex for my parents…
Congratulations to Snooki, who just announced that she has a little boy inside her. She’s also pregnant.
A Japanese man cooked and served his genitals to paying dinner guests. Next course, “Cock au vin”…
Neil Berliner is a writer for the syndicated late-night comedy talk show, The John Kerwin Show. He is a practicing M.D. and comedy writer, and has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
