Paul Ryan is being sent to a remote part of Oregon for VP debate prep. Like there’s a convenient part of Oregon.
Yes, Paul Ryan is being sent by GOP leaders to a remote location to prepare for the debates. Where? Not where they sent Palin…
Andy Roddick has retired. When asked his plans, he said, “I’m looking forward to spending a lot of time in Brooklyn.”
If Progressive Insurance were so progressive, they would’ve ditched those Flo commercials by now.
I love that old Rod Stewart song, “Urine My Heart, Urine My Soul.” Guy’s a pisser.
Mitt? I think that a more appropriate nickname would be, Croquet Mallet.
New York City has a new law prohibiting “sugary drinks” larger than 16 ounces. Bloomberg, “Maybe that will discourage those visits from Chris Christie.”
“Canada Severs Diplomatic Relations with Iran” Iran’s response: “What is a canada?”
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